Dude, I'm Completely Lost

Jack is in dire need of a vacation. Feeling burned out by his pointless job. Overwhelmed by the news that his girlfriend is pregnant. He desperately wants to escape his current reality. Unfortunately for him, his wish was granted. After smoking a joint of weed from a mysterious shopkeeper he gets a little more than he bargained for. Suddenly he is transported to a new world and is greeted with the following pop-up window. Congratulations you have been selected for the Dank Ultra Deranged Extravagant: Limited Outstanding Spectacular Trip ™ (DUDE: LOST ™). You are a level 1 tourist. All Jack wants to do is go home. Unfortunately for him DUDE: LOST ™ requires a 100% satisfaction rate and a 100% completion rate. The only way for him to return is to level up his tourism and have the most incredible trip ever. Whether or not he wants to. He quickly discovers the entire DUDE: LOST ™ system is horribly buggy and filled with egregious microtransactions. Can Jack get enough funds to unlock universal translation? Will he be able to overcome his cynicism to have a genuine travel experience? Will he find his way in more ways than one or is he doomed to being completely lost? Dude, I'm Completely Lost is a comedic Isekai Litrpg misadventure